Conversation with the librarian

Sat, Feb 20, 2010 in the 2-3 p.m. hour while we are checking out our library books.
Lil' Miss M: "My daddy can fix things."
Librarian: "He sounds like a handy guy."
Lil' Miss M: "Yeah, he can fix things. .... And he toots alot too."
{Thank goodness the librarian was so involved in the check-out process, and she didn't hear. I did. I still can't stop laughing.}